I once had one that walked blindly in front
Of a speeding car and got himself run over.
Looking back, all I can say is good riddance—
That worthless son of a bitch
Almost got me killed.
Moderator's comments: Ouch! I have to say this one really hurt; if I hadn’t given my word to Cinquor that I would post everything he sent my way, I don’t think I would have published this cruel, callous, ungrateful and extremely unwarranted piece. There should be limits to artists, even to one of Cinquor’s towering stature, but then again, a promise is a promise, and I shall abide by it.