They say you should Never believe your eyes, But if your ears were more
Plausible as cauliflowers, I bet you would Eat your stinking hearts out.
Moderator’s comments: Might perhaps the reason behind Huuk’s long hiatus be because
he’s been feeling boxed in by conventional standards of behavior, especially
those dealing with politically correct/incorrect olfactory reactions to unsavory issues
that have always been so close to his heart? Now that that rather hard to swallow problem looks somewhat resolved by this poem, I hope he's at peace with himself and has finally decided
to let John Q. Public go to hell in a handcart driven by a host of crazed grotesques.
Cool it, mon frère— No one’s wondering What you’re up to These days and if anyone is So inclined, he or she Most certainly won’t be Concerned with what Your newest but long overdue Offering’s going to be about— Au contraire, more than likely They’ll be dying to hear how long Your latest deadly silence will last This time around.