Last seen in the early 1970s in Seattle, Washington wearing his prophetic Bin Laden disguise. As evidenced by the blue button on the lapel of his flamboyant, red revolutionary shirt, fervent McGovern backer during the 1972 Presidential Elections won in a landslide by Tricky Dicker-Boom Nixon. Left the US in late 1972, deeply disillusioned by Reader’s Digest and no longer able to stomach the likes of that other crook, Spiro Anagnostopoulos aka Agnew, whose frenzied vocabulary was famous for alliterative phrases that sent the hair of effete, hirsute, intellectual snobs into frazzled curlicues.
Any information leading to the arrest of this dangerous malfeasant will be held in the strictest confidence and the rat rewarded with enough blue cheese to keep him/her over the moon until it turns into mozzarella.
“Nattering nabobs of negativism,” or some such. But I’ve seen this man riding bareback through the streets on moonlit nights. The Legend of Zambaras still lives....
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I think he collects empty cans and bottles in the ditches on our country road....he says there are messages in most of them. He would know: no one else around these parts has taken the time to look.
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ReplyDeleteI can see it in my mind's eye: A hirsute (but not headless) horseman whose imaginary saddlebags are bursting with empty cans and bottles--Hi, Ho, Pegasus, Away!