A fish stinks from the head down. 
—Greek proverb 
That’s what they say about us but 
All I know Christ is it ever cold today 
And duty is duty so I’m sitting here 
In the dining room marking off 
The demands of my constituents and the maid 
She’s shivering, bent over the kitchen sink, 
Wearing a tight-fitting outfit 
That I bet makes even 
The blood of the fish 
She’s gutting steaming hot— 
Makes me feel like warming my hands up a bit— 
So I get up close behind her, blow hot 
On that cool nape, massage her shoulders 
And rub up and down her backside 
All for the good of the Motherland but 
Enough’s enough my friends I kid you not 
It’s time we get this fishy business over with 
So she can get down to giving me all 
The no-nonsense loving I lack.