Cawing their raucous version Of Come and get it! The early risers are up On the utility lines opposite The pigeons cowering In their cubbyholes, keeping A keen eye out for any unfledged Chicks itching for a fling, surely these Lovey-dovey gentlemen callers are Crooning in the sweet by-and-by, There’s always one rash enough to try.
Christ, it took my breath away— I saw myself running straight Down the street in my birthday suit— Before I could say you’re making a mistake, Straightaway they bore me off, babbling Just you wait and see, I’ll be back Dressed to kill another day.