Bridge over Troubled Water (Reader's Digest Version)

Dear Paul

Simon and Art

Garfunkel:

For the sad-eyed crooner that was

Croaking on

The calm

Surface of the water

Before the turtle that spied him

From the depths shot up to snap

Him in two, for lack

Of your more heartrending

Drawn-out rendition, this abridged

One will have to do.