Tuesday, September 8, 2009

God on How to Get Rid of Warts and Other Disgusting Stigmata


Toady one, do not prattle--

Go wash your hands clean
In this, my blessed hollow

Oak tree trunk filled with holy
Heavenly piddle and pray you

Do not return to tattle.

4 comments:

  1. Great! The riddle in the middle’s worth the muddle in the puddle. Or something.

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  2. Whoa there, pilgrim, you done got my dander up! You sayin' my piddlin' is middlin'?

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  3. Aw, heck no! I’m sayin’ your fiddlin’s got pluck!

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  4. And when they rouse
    my rage and spittle,
    why I'll just quote you,
    "HOL-LEE PIDDLE!!!"
    [apologies for condensing]...

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