His down-home menu advertised such intriguing
Come-ons as Fried Papers and Chicken Village
And a tantalizing concoction called Mountain Coat Special,
Which I assure you, we would’ve tried
On the spot had our jaws not
Recoiled at the sight
Of sautéed satyr droppings lodged
In one of those profusely-infused-with-scents-
Of-wild-oregano-and-mint gamy chicken
Gizzards indiscriminatingly spread-
Eagled a bit much too
Tastelessly on our plate.
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