Say you found a map hidden
Under the innersole
Of a hiker’s boot way out
There in the middle
Of the wide, open spaces
And you can’t see hide
Nor hair of the hunter,
While only a stone’s throw
Away from the boot the map leads you
To the jawbone of a dodo
And the blunderbuss of an ass—
What’re you waiting for, dude?
Dig in, you’ve hit pay dirt.