A fish stinks from the head down.
—Greek proverb
That’s what they say about us but
All I know Christ is it ever cold today
And duty is duty so I’m sitting here
In the dining room marking off
The demands of my constituents and the maid
She’s shivering, bent over the kitchen sink,
Wearing a tight-fitting outfit
That I bet makes even
The blood of the fish
She’s gutting steaming hot—
Makes me feel like warming my hands up a bit—
So I get up close behind her, blow hot
On that cool nape, massage her shoulders
And rub up and down her backside
All for the good of the Motherland but
Enough’s enough my friends I kid you not
It’s time we get this fishy business over with
So she can get down to giving me all
The no-nonsense loving I lack.