Classic Myops

Look at it 

This way--

You could've been born 

A spectacle with only one 

Gigantic bulging eye- 

Ball planted right 

Smack dab 

In the middle 

Of your bucolic, 

Dead-to-the-world 

Forehead and everyone 

Who's anybody, including 

Some shifty dude who called himself 

NoMan knows how that turned out,

Stake my word on it.

 

 

Skewed Cyclopean With Doppelganger

Polyphemus, my good man— 

Had you but two 

 

Good eyes instead of one 

Skewered one, one 

 

Fine day you might well 

Find yourself standing 

 

Before a looking-glass looking 

At yourself like No Man 

 

Ever did without 

Ever once seeing double, 

 

But I wouldn't 

Bet my eye-teeth on it.