Of all the nutty
Scenarios that keep flashing
Through his double’s dealing
Mind’s eye, the one that sticks
Out from the others like
A sore thumb is the one where
His alter ego’s little
Jack Horner jamming
A humungous middle
Finger up the other’s
Piebald bum, all the while
Trumpeting “I’m the greatest
Tweeter of all, I am, I am,
Oh, what a titillating prize
Plum of a cornucopian
Fruitcake I am!”
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