Call me Quasimodo if you want, But whenever I feel I have to venture deep Inside the troubled Heart, I make doubly sure All doors are barred And the window Shutters shut tight— I brook no grotesque salivating Straitjacketed curiosity Seekers disturbing My mind’s deformed slant.
Congratulations, sport! In belated recognition Of your exemplary service Above and beyond the call Of the daily drudgery roster, You’ve been selected
To receive everything Your heart desired but Never had time for before Now, but you must act now— Please sign on the dotted line; You can read your eulogy later.