Deep down thinking 
Tells me just maybe
My life’s been spent facetiously 
Wallowing in the muddle
Of a clearly shallow pool
Of stagnant water; perhaps 
It’s time
I tried dredging this mighty
Fearsome puddle; 
No more drudge, no bother, no 
More hollering, mum’s the word
Seriously, that’s the only path left 
To follow—
Would you care to join me
In this noble endeavor, oh
Fearless, humble lost fellow caller? 
RSVP@suchtoungueincheek.com
 
